Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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You. Win. At. Life.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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