i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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