just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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