I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Your penis caused this!
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