That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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