Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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