i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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