I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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