i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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