Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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