his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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