Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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