Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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