FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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