I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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