I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
