They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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