what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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