scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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