I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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