I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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