So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I know her cup size but not her name....
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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