hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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