My balls are so social today.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just want to make out with him forever
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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