normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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