Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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