Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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