im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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