he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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