That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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