This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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