we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I just had sex on a roof
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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