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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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