...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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