Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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