then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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