would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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