and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
