Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Bring me that man meat
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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