that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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