sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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