Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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