my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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