Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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