he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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