just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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