In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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