He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Send help, water and tortillas.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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