Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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