that's an acceptable place to lick
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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