Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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