you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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How's work?
Spinning.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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