you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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