So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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